Bodyboard ********* Scott Leonard Arrangement: Rockapella Lead vocal: Scott Leonard (It's a bevvy of buxom beauties....) His name was Norm and he would love to hit the books (everyday) Deep in his dorm where he would cram his life away Her name was Butch and she would love to hit the beach (everyday) She'd ride her board and you would hear the surfers say Chorus Bodyboard baby got what I want, I gotta grab what another guy might Oh baby, bodyboard baby want to go there every night. (Next up on the bar stage: beautiful Butch) Man, she could ride, every girl would turn bright green (on the beach) Wave after wave, morning until the sun go down Then at night just to pay the rent, well she would dance with the top down Work for tips, grindin' hips and every Joe would crave his own private table dance One sunny day, Norman went down to study shells (on the beach) He spotted Butch, something inside began to sing (Chorus) (It's a veritable harem of dancing lovelies....) Bodyboard, baby, bodyboard baby Bodyboard, baby, bodyboard baby, baby, baby Bodyboard, baby, bodyboard Bodyboard, baby, bodyboard Day after day, Norman knew way too much about shells But he did not know of a way to make the girl notice him at all Then one night Norm, he followed Butch and saw her dance with the top down Saw the hips, saw the tips, sold some shells and bought himself a private table dance One rainy day, Butch got word from the IRS: "Too many tips" Now Norm did her taxes and they live happily after all (Chorus - repeat twice) Bodyboard baby, bodyboard baby Bodyboard baby, bodyboard baby Bodyboard baby, bodyboard baby Bodyboard baby, bodyboard baby ...