We Got a Happy Holiday
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                                    Sean Altman
                              Arrangement: Sean Altman
                              Lead vocal: Sean Altman
 
 
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 We're gonna spread a lot of cheer
 Well, it's our favorite time of year
 We got a happy holiday, my baby.
 
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 We got presents on the brain
 And eggnog pumping through the veins
 We got a happy holiday, my baby.
 
 Every little thing I want I write in my own hand
 On a crumbled list, lick that stamp and send it to the man,
 And if it goes according to plan, on the 25th of December
 I declare, "Best Christmas I can remember baby!"
 
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 My stockings will expand
 They only take designer brands
 We got a happy holiday, my baby.
 
 In the department store, to the right of the down escalator
 There he sat like a slug some overweight second-rater
 Dime-store beard and hat, shiny boots, red suit
 Could it be him?  Santa look like Elvis Presley, no way!
 
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 Lotsa room under the tree
 We'll have a Zombie Jamboree
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 
 Here's our seasonal message:
 I'm packed for the best vacation of the year
 A week in the Caribbean, the beach frontier
 On the way to the airport, the car breaks down
 Daddy says, "This holiday we're sticking around.
 Come on son, you can even help me string the lights!"
 I'm feeling paler by the minute but I don't want to fight.
 
 So it's snowing like an avalanche, we're up on the roof
 Them reindeer better have deep treads on their hooves,
 "Dagnamit, son, the darned cord don't reach!"
 And all I'm thinkin' is I could be on a tropical beach.
 Then a big snowflake got stuck in his eye
 He took a tumble backward and he started to fly
 Like a lump he landed in a pile o' powder
 But he got right up, we couldn'ta been no prouder
 Local TV said my Dad's quite a showman
 Yep, that's my pop, Frosty the Snowman.
 
 Now's the time we come together, folks of every creed
 To raise the cup of life and watch a tree grow from a seed
 Let's jingle up some bells and spin that dreidle til it's hot
 And deck the hall with everything you got
 
 Lemme hear ya say
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 And if Santa gets stuck in the flue
 We'll have a St. Nick barbecue
 We got a happy holiday, my baby
 
 Listen to the bassman
 We got a happy holiday and a happy new year.
 Hey Hey!