I Found Sugar ************* Sean Altman & Billy Straus Arrangement: Rockapella Lead vocal: Sean Altman Ain't got no silver, ain't got no shiny gold I don't ever stand out in a crowd, never been too bold When I ask a lady for the time, I never get the date But suddenly the table's turned and look what's on my plate I found sugar, looks like I made the grade The sweetest lady that the good lord ever made My soul was hungry but now the girl is mine And love don't it taste so fine She gives a fever, about a million centigrade And she's floatin' by us rubbernecks like a Macy's Day Parade It's a kennel-full of droolin' fools, the hounds are on the hunt But she looked me up and down and whispered, "YOU, I'll take the runt", yeah (Chorus) Well, he got sugar in the morning, got sugar in the afternoon, yeah Got sugar with a knife and fork, got sugar with a wooden spoon Well he got sugar in the car park, got sugar in the shoppin mall Got sugar in the elevator going down, got sugar anywhere at all. Now, I'm a heifer just grazing at my will And my jelly-belly's full of love and it's growin' bigger still & my loser friends are talkin' trash 'bout beauty & the beast But every kiss a sweet hors d'oeuvre annd every night's a feast, yeah