Kingdom of Shy
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                     Music: Elliott Kerman  Lyrics: Sean Altman
                             Arrangement: Rockapella
                            Lead Vocal: Elliott Kerman
 
 Mine is the Kingdom of Shy
 I'm a consequential lonely guy
 And don't try to lend me a smile
 I've got grins piled up to the sky.
 
 There's not too much time for friends
 My official duties never end
 Want to break from my throne and fly
 From the castle in the Kingdom of Shy.
 
 A buttery day, my battery's wound
 On the tail of my prey on the merry-go-round
 My tongue is alive and man, am I stumping
 For something, or one thing, to get me pumping.
 
 Mine is the Kingdom of Shy
 I'm a monumentally meek kind of guy
 Is there some paperback I can buy
 That will teach this pony to fly?
 
 An eight-hour train, she sat next to me
 She told me her name, put her hand on my knee
 The conversation started to deepen
 I spent it pretending that I was sleeping.
 
 Mine is the Kingdom of Shy
 I'm a bona fide-ly bashful guy
 I'm not one who likes to testify
 But I try, lord knows I'm trying.
 
 Standing in the breakdown lane, looking like you can't explain
 Thumb's out, the sign says, "Going my way?"
 I slowed it, unrolled it, hold it... (click, click, click, click, click, 
 click, click)
 Then sped away.
 
 Such is the Kingdom of Shy
 I'm the quintessential quiet guy
 You may never teach a pony to fly
 But I try, lord knows how I'm trying
 And one day you might see this pony fly
 Straight up in the sky with a lottery smile
 Direct, non-stop, one way out from the Kingdom of Shy
 I'm the monumental monarch of the Kingdom of Shy...guy.