Follow Me To Heaven
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                                   Sean Altman
                             Arrangement: Sean Altman
                             Lead vocal: Sean Altman
 
 Follow me to heaven and I'll meet you, I'll meet you...
 
 I put the garbage in your head, I'm a genuine one of a kind
 I put the madsong in your mind, yeah I
 Pulled the teeth right from your baby mouth 
 And delivered a set to grind 
 If you follow me, yeah
 
 Follow me to heaven and I'll meet you on the hell side of the clouds
 There'll be goblins they won't hurt you, they'll nurse you smilin'
 Follow me to heaven and I'll treat you to a private hell of doubt
 Won't you follow me, yeah
 
 Keep your eye on the swinging pocket watch, yeah you follow the bouncing ball
 I put the mantra in your mind, yeah I
 I tucked an earwig 'tween your cheek and gum
 With a nudge and a wink you're mine 
 And you follow me, yeah
 
 Follow me to heaven and I'll meet you on the hell side of the clouds
 There'll be barbers they won't cut you, they'll pluck you shiny
 Follow me to heaven and I'll greet you with a laundry list of vows
 If you follow me, yeah
 
 You crouch to run but you're backward from the get-go
 Let that doggy of your mind go foul the footpath of your soul
 You wade through the crud with a Olympic form and trouper grin
 Scarf every weed and wood chip in my way that I may waltz above the fray
 
 I put the garbage in your head I can twist your fate on a dime
 I put the phantom in your mind, yeah I
 I wound you up to unwind in the nick of time while I'm revelling in my prime
 And you follow me, yeah
 
 Follow me to heaven and I'll meet you on the hell side of the clouds
 There'll be farmers they won't eat you, but they'll milk you sour
 Follow me to heaven and I'll treat you to an underworld of doubt
 If you follow me, yeah yeah
 You follow me, yeah yeah
 If you follow me, yeah, yeah.


Sean writes:

"Follow Me To Heaven" remains one of my favorite songs, and I vividly recall
coming up with the line "I put the garbage in your head" while waiting for the
downtown #1 train at 86th & Broadway.  I hope that it means different things to
different listeners, but here's a nutshell synopsis from my perspective. By the
way, I've been on both sides of this spiritual fence, so the narrator isn't
necessarily me:

"In your vulnerable youth I made you foolishly believe that I'm great, and 
now you follow me blindly towards some enchanted place (peace, love, 
marriage, Heaven) but we'll inevitably fall short and you'll be worse off 
for knowing me. Have a nice day."