DOORMAN OF MY HEART
            Scott Leonard

Doorman of, doorman of, doorman of, doorman of my heart

Well he's a crotchety squint-eyed pit bull
Don't give a hoot what you get to say
You know he certainly can become fitful
At any time of the night or day

Warn every flower girl, every messenger they should
leave the loot at the door
Warn every meter maid, every Avon lady he'll
kick their ass cross the floor

From the sole of his steel-toed wingtips
To the top of his bellhop hat
He'd be tickled to serve your pink slip,
but he'd be happier to attack
Warn every mail person, his mood'll worsen
If they should attempt to get by
He's my aortal bouncer, don't hang around, or he'll 
kiss your Caracas goodbye

He's the Doorman Of My Heart
The Doorman of my heart
Keep your distance, my assistant's 
trained to tear appendage apart
He's the Doorman Of My Heart
The Doorman of my  Heart,
He's the Doorman of my Heart

And if your thoughts lead to extortion,
he'll never take gratuity
Ain't been no lady that could force him
to think of anything but me

Well I remember a seņorita; 
she infiltrated a bit too much
She wandered in with a sexy saunter
but she limped out of here with a crutch
Warn all potential robbers, he tends to slobber
Considering them for a bite
All pulmonary smugglers, he's at your juglar
before you can put up a fight

He's the Doorman Of My Heart
The Doorman of my Heart
Keep your distance, my assistant's 
trained to tear appendage apart
He's the Doorman Of My Heart
The doorman of my Heart
He's the Doorman of my Heart

Well you can sing to me your songs of love 
You can park outside my balcony
But no matter how lovely your melody, I'm alone, alone

So if you're thinkin you might be special
Don't even think you might get through
You're bout to learn you a painful lesson
and there ain't nothin that you can do
He may be battle-scarred, my bodyguard
but he's managed to keep me alive
I can't imagine how he'd surrender now
But you're welcome to give it a try

The Doorman Of My Heart, the doorman
He's the Doorman of my Heart
Not too close dear, he's the most fearsome,
The foulest fellow by far
He's the Doorman of my Heart
He's the Doorman of my Heart
He's the Doorman of my, Doorman of my heart, Doorman of my heart 

Don't disturb us, make him nervous, and he's bound to sound the alarm
He's the Doorman of my Heart
He's the Doorman of my Heart
He's the Doorman of my, doorman of my heart

Doorman of my Heart