Bored and Stroked
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                                  Barry Carl
                           Arrangement: Barry Carl
                           Lead vocal: Barry Carl
 
 Well I been bored and stroked 
 And gunned and choked 
 Well I been bored and stroked 
 oh yeah
 
 Went down to the body shop
 Had 'em hammer out the dings
 Needed a lube and an oil change
 And a couple little things
 
 Got that old familiar itch
 That heavy burnin' load
 Want to scrape my stuff in a paper bag
 And redline down the road
 
 Chorus
 Well I been bored and stroked 
 And gunned and choked 
 Well I been bored and stroked 
 And gunned and choked 
 Well I been chopped and channeled
 and padded and paneled
 and forty-weighted down
 
 I got eighty cubic inches 
 Of hot and heavy steel
 Wanna stick in the key
 give it a crank
 and feel that throbbin' feel
 Can't take no more a' this sittin' round
 no more TV Saturdays
 No more starin' out the window
 and wishin' I was away
 
 (Chorus)
 
 Gonna hit that hard ass-phalt
 I been hanging round too long
 Honey, you know it ain't my fault
 That I hear the road's sweet song
 
 If I don't hear that sweet thunder soon
 I think I may just die
 I been idling way to long
 And it's time to say goodbye
 
 I'm all revved up no place to go
 I just might overheat
 Only way to cool me down
 Is to put me on the street
 
 (Chorus)
 
 Keep your shiny sideup
 And your rubber side down
 And your nose between the ditches