Bodyboard
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                                  Scott Leonard
                             Arrangement: Rockapella
                             Lead vocal: Scott Leonard
 
 (It's a bevvy of buxom beauties....)
 
 His name was Norm and he would love to hit the books (everyday)
 Deep in his dorm where he would cram his life away
 Her name was Butch and she would love to hit the beach (everyday)
 She'd ride her board and you would hear the surfers say
 
 Chorus
 Bodyboard baby got what I want, I gotta grab what another guy might
 Oh baby, bodyboard baby want to go there every night.
 
 (Next up on the bar stage: beautiful Butch)
 
 Man, she could ride, every girl would turn bright green (on the beach)
 Wave after wave, morning until the sun go down
 Then at night just to pay the rent, well she would dance with the top down
 Work for tips, grindin' hips and every Joe would crave his own private 
 table dance
 
 One sunny day, Norman went down to study shells (on the beach)
 He spotted Butch, something inside began to sing
 
 (Chorus)
 
 (It's a veritable harem of dancing lovelies....)
 
 Bodyboard, baby, bodyboard baby
 Bodyboard, baby, bodyboard baby, baby, baby
 
 Bodyboard, baby, bodyboard
 Bodyboard, baby, bodyboard
 
 Day after day, Norman knew way too much about shells
 But he did not know of a way to make the girl notice him at all
 Then one night Norm, he followed Butch and saw her dance with the top down
 Saw the hips, saw the tips, sold some shells and bought himself a private 
 table dance
 
 One rainy day, Butch got word from the IRS: "Too many tips"
 Now Norm did her taxes and they live happily after all
 
 (Chorus - repeat twice)
 
 Bodyboard baby, bodyboard baby
 Bodyboard baby, bodyboard baby
 Bodyboard baby, bodyboard baby
 Bodyboard baby, bodyboard baby
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